|  Stave 
              1: Marley's Ghost  
              Marley was dead: to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about 
              that. The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the 
              clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner. Scrooge signed it. 
              And Scrooge's name was good upon `Change, for anything he chose 
              to put his hand to.  Old 
              Marley was as dead as a door-nail.  Mind! 
              I don't mean to say that I know, of my own knowledge, what there 
              is particularly dead about a door-nail. I might have been inclined, 
              myself, to regard a coffin-nail as the deadest piece of ironmongery 
              in the trade. But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; 
              and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done 
              for. You will therefore permit me to repeat, emphatically, that 
              Marley was as dead as a door-nail.  Scrooge 
              knew he was dead? Of course he did. How could it be otherwise? Scrooge 
              and he were partners for I don't know how many years. Scrooge was 
              his sole executor, his sole administrator, his sole assign, his 
              sole residuary legatee, his sole friend, and sole mourner. And even 
              Scrooge was not so dreadfully cut up by the sad event, but that 
              he was an excellent man of business on the very day of the funeral, 
              and solemnised it with an undoubted bargain The mention of Marley's 
              funeral brings me back to the point I started from. There is no 
              doubt that Marley was dead. This must be distinctly understood, 
              or nothing wonderful can come of the story I am going to relate. 
              If we were not perfectly convinced that Hamlet's Father died before 
              the play began, there would be nothing more remarkable in his taking 
              a stroll at night, in an easterly wind, upon his own ramparts, than 
              there would be in any other middle-aged gentleman rashly turning 
              out after dark in a breezy spot -- say Saint Paul's Churchyard for 
              instance -- literally to astonish his son's weak mind.  Scrooge 
              never painted out Old Marley's name. There it stood, years afterwards, 
              above the warehouse door: Scrooge and Marley. The firm was known 
              as Scrooge and Marley. Sometimes people new to the business called 
              Scrooge Scrooge, and sometimes Marley, but he answered to both names. 
              It was all the same to him.  Oh! 
              But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grind- stone, Scrooge! a squeezing, 
              wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous, old sinner! 
              Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out 
              generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster. 
              The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointed nose, 
              shrivelled his cheek, stiffened his gait; made his eyes red, his 
              thin lips blue  and 
              spoke out shrewdly in his grating voice. A frosty rime was on his 
              head, and on his eyebrows, and his wiry chin. He carried his own 
              low temperature always about with him; he iced his office in the 
              dogdays; and didn't thaw it one degree at Christmas.  External 
              heat and cold had little influence on Scrooge. No warmth could warm, 
              no wintry weather chill him. No wind that blew was bitterer than 
              he, no falling snow was more intent upon its purpose, no pelting 
              rain less open to entreaty. Foul weather didn't know where to have 
              him. The heaviest rain, and snow, and hail, and sleet, could boast 
              of the advantage over him in only one respect. They often `came 
              down' handsomely, and Scrooge never did.  Nobody 
              ever stopped him in the street to say, with gladsome looks, `My 
              dear Scrooge, how are you? When will you come to see me?' No beggars 
              implored him to bestow a trifle, no children asked him what it was 
              o'clock, no man or woman ever once in all his life inquired the 
              way to such and such a place, of Scrooge. Even the blind men's dogs 
              appeared to know him; and when they saw him coming on, would tug 
              their owners into doorways and up courts; and then would wag their 
              tails as though they said, `No eye at all is better than an evil 
              eye, dark master!'  But 
              what did Scrooge care! It was the very thing he liked. To edge his 
              way along the crowded paths of life, warning all human sympathy 
              to keep its distance, was what the knowing ones call `nuts' to Scrooge. 
               Once 
              upon a time -- of all the good days in the year, on Christmas Eve 
              -- old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house. It was cold, bleak, 
              biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear the people in the 
              court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon 
              their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement stones 
              to warm them. The city clocks had only just gone three, but it was 
              quite dark already -- it had not been light all day -- and candles 
              were flaring in the windows of the neighbouring offices, like ruddy 
              smears upon the palpable brown air. The fog came pouring in at every 
              chink and keyhole, and was so dense without, that although the court 
              was of the narrowest, the houses opposite were mere phantoms. To 
              see the dingy cloud come drooping down, obscuring everything, one 
              might have thought that Nature lived hard by, and was brewing on 
              a large scale.  The 
              door of Scrooge's counting-house was open that he might keep his 
              eye upon his clerk, who in a dismal little cell beyond, a sort of 
              tank, was copying letters. Scrooge had a very small fire, but the 
              clerk's fire was so very much smaller that it looked like one coal. 
              But he couldn't replenish it, for Scrooge kept the coal-box in his 
              own room; and so surely as the clerk came in with the shovel, the 
              master predicted that it would be necessary for them to part. Wherefore 
              the clerk put on his white comforter, and tried to warm himself 
              at the candle; in which effort, not being a man of a strong imagination, 
              he failed.  `A 
              merry Christmas, uncle! God save you!' cried a cheerful voice. It 
              was the voice of Scrooge's nephew, who came upon him so quickly 
              that this was the first intimation he had of his approach.  `Bah!' 
              said Scrooge, `Humbug!'  He 
              had so heated himself with rapid walking in the fog and frost, this 
              nephew of Scrooge's, that he was all in a glow; his face was ruddy 
              and handsome; his eyes sparkled, and his breath smoked again.  `Christmas 
              a humbug, uncle!' said Scrooge's nephew. `You don't mean that, I 
              am sure?'  `I 
              do,' said Scrooge. `Merry Christmas! What right have you to be merry? 
              What reason have you to be merry? You're poor enough.'  `Come, 
              then,' returned the nephew gaily. `What right have you to be dismal? 
              What reason have you to be morose? You're rich enough.'  Scrooge 
              having no better answer ready on the spur of the moment, said `Bah!' 
              again; and followed it up with `Humbug.'  `Don't 
              be cross, uncle!' said the nephew.  `What 
              else can I be,' returned the uncle, `when I live in such a world 
              of fools as this? Merry Christmas! Out upon merry Christmas! What's 
              Christmas time to you but a time for paying bills without money; 
              a time for finding yourself a year older, but not an hour richer; 
              a time for balancing your books and having every item in `em through 
              a round dozen of months presented dead against you? If I could work 
              my will,' said Scrooge indignantly, `every idiot who goes about 
              with "Merry Christmas" on his lips, should be boiled with 
              his own pudding, and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. 
              He should!'  `Uncle!' 
              pleaded the nephew.  `Nephew!' 
              returned the uncle sternly, `keep Christmas in your own way, and 
              let me keep it in mine.'  `Keep 
              it!' repeated Scrooge's nephew. `But you don't keep it.'  `Let 
              me leave it alone, then,' said Scrooge. `Much good may it do you! 
              Much good it has ever done you!'  `There 
              are many things from which I might have derived good, by which I 
              have not profited, I dare say,' returned the nephew. `Christmas 
              among the rest. But I am sure I have always thought of Christmas 
              time, when it has come round -- apart from the veneration due to 
              its sacred name and origin, if anything belonging to it can be apart 
              from that -- as a good time; a kind, forgiving, charitable, pleasant 
              time: the only time I know of, in the long calendar of the year, 
              when men and women seem by one consent to open their shut-up hearts 
              freely, and to think of people below them as if they really were 
              fellow-passengers to the grave, and not another race of creatures 
              bound on other journeys. And therefore, uncle, though it has never 
              put a scrap of gold or silver in my pocket, I believe that it has 
              done me good, and will do me good; and I say, God bless it!'  The 
              clerk in the Tank involuntarily applauded. Becoming immediately 
              sensible of the impropriety, he poked the fire, and extinguished 
              the last frail spark for ever.  `Let 
              me hear another sound from you,' said Scrooge, `and you'll keep 
              your Christmas by losing your situation! You're quite a powerful 
              speaker, sir,' he added, turning to his nephew. `I wonder you don't 
              go into Parliament.'  `Don't 
              be angry, uncle. Come! Dine with us tomorrow.'  Scrooge 
              said that he would see him -- yes, indeed he did. He went the whole 
              length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that 
              extremity first.  `But 
              why?' cried Scrooge's nephew. `Why?'  `Why 
              did you get married?' said Scrooge.  `Because 
              I fell in love.'  `Because 
              you fell in love!' growled Scrooge, as if that were the only one 
              thing in the world more ridiculous than a merry Christmas. `Good 
              afternoon!'  `Nay, 
              uncle, but you never came to see me before that happened. Why give 
              it as a reason for not coming now?'  `Good 
              afternoon,' said Scrooge.  `I 
              want nothing from you; I ask nothing of you; why cannot we be friends?' 
               `Good 
              afternoon,' said Scrooge.  `I 
              am sorry, with all my heart, to find you so resolute. We have never 
              had any quarrel, to which I have been a party. But I have made the 
              trial in homage to Christmas, and I'll keep my Christmas humour 
              to the last. So A Merry Christmas, uncle!'  `Good 
              afternoon,' said Scrooge.  `And 
              A Happy New Year!'  `Good 
              afternoon,' said Scrooge.  His 
              nephew left the room without an angry word, notwithstanding. He 
              stopped at the outer door to bestow the greetings of the season 
              on the clerk, who cold as he was, was warmer than Scrooge; for he 
              returned them cordially.  `There's 
              another fellow,' muttered Scrooge; who overheard him: `my clerk, 
              with fifteen shillings a week, and a wife and family, talking about 
              a merry Christmas. I'll retire to Bedlam.'  This 
              lunatic, in letting Scrooge's nephew out, had let two other people 
              in. They were portly gentlemen, pleasant to behold, and now stood, 
              with their hats off, in Scrooge's office. They had books and papers 
              in their hands, and bowed to him.  `Scrooge 
              and Marley's, I believe,' said one of the gentlemen, referring to 
              his list. `Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Scrooge, or Mr. 
              Marley?'  `Mr. 
              Marley has been dead these seven years,' Scrooge replied. `He died 
              seven years ago, this very night.'  `We 
              have no doubt his liberality is well represented by his surviving 
              partner,' said the gentleman, presenting his credentials.  It 
              certainly was; for they had been two kindred spirits. At the ominous 
              word `liberality,' Scrooge frowned, and shook his head, and handed 
              the credentials back.  `At 
              this festive season of the year, Mr. Scrooge,' said the gentleman, 
              taking up a pen, `it is more than usually desirable that we should 
              make some slight provision for the Poor and Destitute, who suffer 
              greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common 
              necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, 
              sir.'  `Are 
              there no prisons?' asked Scrooge.  `Plenty 
              of prisons,' said the gentleman, laying down the pen again `And 
              the Union workhouses?' demanded Scrooge. `Are they still in operation?' 
               `They 
              are. Still,' returned the gentleman, `I wish I could say they were 
              not.'  `The 
              Treadmill and the Poor Law are in full vigour, then?' said Scrooge. 
               `Both 
              very busy, sir.'  `Oh! 
              I was afraid, from what you said at first, that something had occurred 
              to stop them in their useful course,' said Scrooge. `I'm very glad 
              to hear it.'  `Under 
              the impression that they scarcely furnish Christian cheer of mind 
              or body to the multitude,' returned the gentleman, `a few of us 
              are endeavouring to raise a fund to buy the Poor some meat and drink. 
              and means of warmth. We choose this time, because it is a time, 
              of all others, when Want is keenly felt, and Abundance rejoices. 
              What shall I put you down for?'  `Nothing!' 
              Scrooge replied.  `You 
              wish to be anonymous?'  `I 
              wish to be left alone,' said Scrooge. `Since you ask me what I wish, 
              gentlemen, that is my answer. I don't make merry myself at Christmas 
              and I can't afford to make idle people merry. I help to support 
              the establishments I have mentioned -- they cost enough; and those 
              who are badly off must go there.'  `Many 
              can't go there; and many would rather die.'  `If 
              they would rather die,' said Scrooge, `they had better do it, and 
              decrease the surplus population. Besides -- excuse me -- I don't 
              know that.'  `But 
              you might know it,' observed the gentleman.  `It's 
              not my business,' Scrooge returned. `It's enough for a man to understand 
              his own business, and not to interfere with other people's. Mine 
              occupies me constantly. Good afternoon, gentlemen!'  Seeing 
              clearly that it would be useless to pursue their point, the gentlemen 
              withdrew. Scrooge returned his labours with an improved opinion 
              of himself, and in a more facetious temper than was usual with him. 
               Meanwhile 
              the fog and darkness thickened so, that people ran about with flaring 
              links, proffering their services to go before horses in carriages, 
              and conduct them on their way. The ancient tower of a church, whose 
              gruff old bell was always peeping slily down at Scrooge out of a 
              Gothic window in the wall, became invisible, and struck the hours 
              and quarters in the clouds, with tremulous vibrations afterwards 
              as if its teeth were chattering in its frozen head up there. The 
              cold became intense. In the main street at the corner of the court, 
              some labourers were repairing the gas-pipes, and had lighted a great 
              fire in a brazier, round which a party of ragged men and boys were 
              gathered: warming their hands and winking their eyes before the 
              blaze in rapture. The water-plug being left in solitude, its overflowing 
              sullenly congealed, and turned to misanthropic ice. The brightness 
              of the shops where holly sprigs and berries crackled in the lamp 
              heat of the windows, made pale faces ruddy as they passed. Poulterers' 
              and grocers' trades became a splendid joke; a glorious pageant, 
              with which it was next to impossible to believe that such dull principles 
              as bargain and sale had anything to do. The Lord Mayor, in the stronghold 
              of the mighty Mansion House, gave orders to his fifty cooks and 
              butlers to keep Christmas as a Lord Mayor's household should; and 
              even the little tailor, whom he had fined five shillings on the 
              previous Monday for being drunk and bloodthirsty in the streets, 
              stirred up to-morrow's pudding in his garret, while his lean wife 
              and the baby sallied out to buy the beef.  Foggier 
              yet, and colder! Piercing, searching, biting cold. If the good Saint 
              Dunstan had but nipped the Evil Spirit's nose with a touch of such 
              weather as that, instead of using his familiar weapons, then indeed 
              he would have roared to lusty purpose. The owner of one scant young 
              nose, gnawed and mumbled by the hungry cold as bones are gnawed 
              by dogs, stooped down at Scrooge's keyhole to regale him with a 
              Christmas carol: but at the first sound of  `God 
              bless you, merry gentleman! May nothing you dismay!'  Scrooge 
              seized the ruler with such energy of action, that the singer fled 
              in terror, leaving the keyhole to the fog and even more congenial 
              frost.  At 
              length the hour of shutting up the counting- house arrived. With 
              an ill-will Scrooge dismounted from his stool, and tacitly admitted 
              the fact to the expectant clerk in the Tank, who instantly snuffed 
              his candle out, and put on his hat.  `You'll 
              want all day to-morrow, I suppose?' said Scrooge.  `If 
              quite convenient, sir.'  `It's 
              not convenient,' said Scrooge, `and it's not fair. If I was to stop 
              half-a-crown for it, you'd think yourself ill-used, I'll be bound?' 
               The 
              clerk smiled faintly.  `And 
              yet,' said Scrooge, `you don't think me ill-used, when I pay a day's 
              wages for no work.'  The 
              clerk observed that it was only once a year.  `A 
              poor excuse for picking a man's pocket every twenty-fifth of December!' 
              said Scrooge, buttoning his great-coat to the chin. `But I suppose 
              you must have the whole day. Be here all the earlier next morning.' 
               The 
              clerk promised that he would; and Scrooge walked out with a growl. 
              The office was closed in a twinkling, and the clerk, with the long 
              ends of his white comforter dangling below his waist (for he boasted 
              no great-coat), went down a slide on Cornhill, at the end of a lane 
              of boys, twenty times, in honour of its being Christmas Eve, and 
              then ran home to Camden Town as hard as he could pelt, to play at 
              blindman's-buff.  Scrooge 
              took his melancholy dinner in his usual melancholy tavern; and having 
              read all the newspapers, and beguiled the rest of the evening with 
              his banker's-book, went home to bed. He lived in chambers which 
              had once belonged to his deceased partner. They were a gloomy suite 
              of rooms, in a lowering pile of building up a yard, where it had 
              so little business to be, that one could scarcely help fancying 
              it must have run there when it was a young house, playing at hide-and-seek 
              with other houses, and forgotten the way out again. It was old enough 
              now, and dreary enough, for nobody lived in it but Scrooge, the 
              other rooms being all let out as offices. The yard was so dark that 
              even Scrooge, who knew its every stone, was fain to grope with his 
              hands. The fog and frost so hung about the black old gateway of 
              the house, that it seemed as if the Genius of the Weather sat in 
              mournful meditation on the threshold.  Now, 
              it is a fact, that there was nothing at all particular about the 
              knocker on the door, except that it was very large. It is also a 
              fact, that Scrooge had seen it, night and morning, during his whole 
              residence in that place; also that Scrooge had as little of what 
              is called fancy about him as any man in the city of London, even 
              including -- which is a bold word -- the corporation, aldermen, 
              and livery. Let it also be borne in mind that Scrooge had not bestowed 
              one thought on Marley, since his last mention of his seven years' 
              dead partner that afternoon. And then let any man explain to me, 
              if he can, how it happened that Scrooge, having his key in the lock 
              of the door, saw in the knocker, without its undergoing any intermediate 
              process of change -- not a knocker, but Marley's face.  Marley's 
              face. It was not in impenetrable shadow as the other objects in 
              the yard were, but had a dismal light about it, like a bad lobster 
              in a dark cellar. It was not angry or ferocious, but looked at Scrooge 
              as Marley used to look: with ghostly spectacles turned up on its 
              ghostly forehead. The hair was curiously stirred, as if by breath 
              or hot air; and, though the eyes were wide open, they were perfectly 
              motionless. That, and its livid colour, made it horrible; but its 
              horror seemed to be in spite of the face and beyond its control, 
              rather than a part or its own expression.  As 
              Scrooge looked fixedly at this phenomenon, it was a knocker again. 
               To 
              say that he was not startled, or that his blood was not conscious 
              of a terrible sensation to which it had been a stranger from infancy, 
              would be untrue. But he put his hand upon the key he had relinquished, 
              turned it sturdily, walked in, and lighted his candle.  He 
              did pause, with a moment's irresolution, before he shut the door; 
              and he did look cautiously behind it first, as if he half-expected 
              to be terrified with the sight of Marley's pigtail sticking out 
              into the hall. But there was nothing on the back of the door, except 
              the screws and nuts that held the knocker on, so he said `Pooh, 
              pooh!' and closed it with a bang.  The 
              sound resounded through the house like thunder. Every room above, 
              and every cask in the wine-merchant's cellars below, appeared to 
              have a separate peal of echoes of its own. Scrooge was not a man 
              to be frightened by echoes. He fastened the door, and walked across 
              the hall, and up the stairs; slowly too: trimming his candle as 
              he went.  You 
              may talk vaguely about driving a coach-and-six up a good old flight 
              of stairs, or through a bad young Act of Parliament; but I mean 
              to say you might have got a hearse up that staircase, and taken 
              it broadwise, with the splinter-bar towards the wall and the door 
              towards the balustrades: and done it easy. There was plenty of width 
              for that, and room to spare; which is perhaps the reason why Scrooge 
              thought he saw a locomotive hearse going on before him in the gloom. 
              Half a dozen gas-lamps out of the street wouldn't have lighted the 
              entry too well, so you may suppose that it was pretty dark with 
              Scrooge's dip.  Up 
              Scrooge went, not caring a button for that. Darkness is cheap, and 
              Scrooge liked it. But before he shut his heavy door, he walked through 
              his rooms to see that all was right. He had just enough recollection 
              of the face to desire to do that.  Sitting-room, 
              bedroom, lumber-room. All as they should be. Nobody under the table, 
              nobody under the sofa; a small fire in the grate; spoon and basin 
              ready; and the little saucepan of gruel (Scrooge had a cold in his 
              head) upon the hob. Nobody under the bed; nobody in the closet; 
              nobody in his dressing-gown, which was hanging up in a suspicious 
              attitude against the wall. Lumber-room as usual. Old fire-guards, 
              old shoes, two fish-baskets, washing-stand on three legs, and a 
              poker.  Quite 
              satisfied, he closed his door, and locked himself in; double-locked 
              himself in, which was not his custom. Thus secured against surprise, 
              he took off his cravat; put on his dressing-gown and slippers, and 
              his nightcap; and sat down before the fire to take his gruel.  It 
              was a very low fire indeed; nothing on such a bitter night. He was 
              obliged to sit close to it, and brood over it, before he could extract 
              the least sensation of warmth from such a handful of fuel. The fireplace 
              was an old one, built by some Dutch merchant long ago, and paved 
              all round with quaint Dutch tiles, designed to illustrate the Scriptures. 
              There were Cains and Abels, Pharaohs' daughters; Queens of Sheba, 
              Angelic messengers descending through the air on clouds like feather-beds, 
              Abrahams, Belshazzars, Apostles putting off to sea in butter-boats, 
              hundreds of figures to attract his thoughts -- and yet that face 
              of Marley, seven years dead, came like the ancient Prophet's rod, 
              and swallowed up the whole. If each smooth tile had been a blank 
              at first, with power to shape some picture on its surface from the 
              disjointed fragments of his thoughts, there would have been a copy 
              of old Marley's head on every one.  `Humbug!' 
              said Scrooge; and walked across the room.  After 
              several turns, he sat down again. As he threw his head back in the 
              chair, his glance happened to rest upon a bell, a disused bell, 
              that hung in the room, and communicated for some purpose now forgotten 
              with a chamber in the highest story of the building. It was with 
              great astonishment, and with a strange, inexplicable dread, that 
              as he looked, he saw this bell begin to swing. It swung so softly 
              in the outset that it scarcely made a sound; but soon it rang out 
              loudly, and so did every bell in the house.  This 
              might have lasted half a minute, or a minute, but it seemed an hour. 
              The bells ceased as they had begun, together. They were succeeded 
              by a clanking noise, deep down below; as if some person were dragging 
              a heavy chain over the casks in the wine merchant's cellar. Scrooge 
              then remembered to have heard that ghosts in haunted houses were 
              described as dragging chains.  The 
              cellar-door flew open with a booming sound, and then he heard the 
              noise much louder, on the floors below; then coming up the stairs; 
              then coming straight towards his door.  `It's 
              humbug still!' said Scrooge. `I won't believe it.'  His 
              colour changed though, when, without a pause, it came on through 
              the heavy door, and passed into the room before his eyes. Upon its 
              coming in, the dying flame leaped up, as though it cried `I know 
              him; Marley's Ghost!' and fell again.  The 
              same face: the very same. Marley in his pigtail, usual waistcoat, 
              tights and boots; the tassels on the latter bristling, like his 
              pigtail, and his coat-skirts, and the hair upon his head. The chain 
              he drew was clasped about his middle. It was long, and wound about 
              him like a tail; and it was made (for Scrooge observed it closely) 
              of cash-boxes, keys, padlocks, ledgers, deeds, and heavy purses 
              wrought in steel. His body was transparent; so that Scrooge, observing 
              him, and looking through his waistcoat, could see the two buttons 
              on his coat behind.  Scrooge 
              had often heard it said that Marley had no bowels, but he had never 
              believed it until now.  No, 
              nor did he believe it even now. Though he looked the phantom through 
              and through, and saw it standing before him; though he felt the 
              chilling influence of its death-cold eyes; and marked the very texture 
              of the folded kerchief bound about its head and chin, which wrapper 
              he had not observed before; he was still incredulous, and fought 
              against his senses.  `How 
              now!' said Scrooge, caustic and cold as ever. `What do you want 
              with me?'  `Much!' 
              -- Marley's voice, no doubt about it.  `Who 
              are you?'  `Ask 
              me who I was.'  `Who 
              were you then?' said Scrooge, raising his voice. `You're particular, 
              for a shade.' He was going to say `to a shade,' but substituted 
              this, as more appropriate.  `In 
              life I was your partner, Jacob Marley.'  `Can 
              you -- can you sit down?' asked Scrooge, looking doubtfully at him. 
               `I 
              can.'  `Do 
              it, then.'  Scrooge 
              asked the question, because he didn't know whether a ghost so transparent 
              might find himself in a condition to take a chair; and felt that 
              in the event of its being impossible, it might involve the necessity 
              of an embarrassing explanation. But the ghost sat down on the opposite 
              side of the fireplace, as if he were quite used to it.  `You 
              don't believe in me,' observed the Ghost.  `I 
              don't.' said Scrooge.  `What 
              evidence would you have of my reality beyond that of your senses?' 
               `I 
              don't know,' said Scrooge.  `Why 
              do you doubt your senses?'  `Because,' 
              said Scrooge, `a little thing affects them. A slight disorder of 
              the stomach makes them cheats. You may be an undigested bit of beef, 
              a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of an underdone 
              potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever 
              you are!'  Scrooge 
              was not much in the habit of cracking jokes, nor did he feel, in 
              his heart, by any means waggish then. The truth is, that he tried 
              to be smart, as a means of distracting his own attention, and keeping 
              down his terror; for the spectre's voice disturbed the very marrow 
              in his bones.  To 
              sit, staring at those fixed glazed eyes, in silence for a moment, 
              would play, Scrooge felt, the very deuce with him. There was something 
              very awful, too, in the spectre's being provided with an infernal 
              atmosphere of its own. Scrooge could not feel it himself, but this 
              was clearly the case; for though the Ghost sat perfectly motionless, 
              its hair, and skirts, and tassels, were still agitated as by the 
              hot vapour from an oven.  `You 
              see this toothpick?' said Scrooge, returning quickly to the charge, 
              for the reason just assigned; and wishing, though it were only for 
              a second, to divert the vision's stony gaze from himself.  `I 
              do,' replied the Ghost.  `You 
              are not looking at it,' said Scrooge.  `But 
              I see it,' said the Ghost, `notwithstanding.'  `Well!' 
              returned Scrooge, `I have but to swallow this, and be for the rest 
              of my days persecuted by a legion of goblins, all of my own creation. 
              Humbug, I tell you! humbug!'  At 
              this the spirit raised a frightful cry, and shook its chain with 
              such a dismal and appalling noise, that Scrooge held on tight to 
              his chair, to save himself from falling in a swoon. But how much 
              greater was his horror, when the phantom taking off the bandage 
              round its head, as if it were too warm to wear indoors, its lower 
              jaw dropped down upon its breast!  Scrooge 
              fell upon his knees, and clasped his hands before his face.  `Mercy!' 
              he said. `Dreadful apparition, why do you trouble me?'  `Man 
              of the worldly mind!' replied the Ghost, `do you believe in me or 
              not?'  `I 
              do,' said Scrooge. `I must. But why do spirits walk the earth, and 
              why do they come to me?'  `It 
              is required of every man,' the Ghost returned, `that the spirit 
              within him should walk abroad among his fellowmen, and travel far 
              and wide; and if that spirit goes not forth in life, it is condemned 
              to do so after death. It is doomed to wander through the world -- 
              oh, woe is me! -- and witness what it cannot share, but might have 
              shared on earth, and turned to happiness!'  Again 
              the spectre raised a cry, and shook its chain and wrung its shadowy 
              hands.  `You 
              are fettered,' said Scrooge, trembling. `Tell me why?'  `I 
              wear the chain I forged in life,' replied the Ghost. `I made it 
              link by link, and yard by yard; I girded it on of my own free will, 
              and of my own free will I wore it. Is its pattern strange to you?' 
               Scrooge 
              trembled more and more.  `Or 
              would you know,' pursued the Ghost, `the weight and length of the 
              strong coil you bear yourself? It was full as heavy and as long 
              as this, seven Christmas Eves ago. You have laboured on it, since. 
              It is a ponderous chain!'  Scrooge 
              glanced about him on the floor, in the expectation of finding himself 
              surrounded by some fifty or sixty fathoms of iron cable: but he 
              could see nothing.  `Jacob,' 
              he said, imploringly. `Old Jacob Marley, tell me more. Speak comfort 
              to me, Jacob!'  `I 
              have none to give,' the Ghost replied. `It comes from other regions, 
              Ebenezer Scrooge, and is conveyed by other ministers, to other kinds 
              of men. Nor can I tell you what I would. A very little more, is 
              all permitted to me. I cannot rest, I cannot stay, I cannot linger 
              anywhere. My spirit never walked beyond our counting-house -- mark 
              me! -- in life my spirit never roved beyond the narrow limits of 
              our money-changing hole; and weary journeys lie before me!'  It 
              was a habit with Scrooge, whenever he became thoughtful, to put 
              his hands in his breeches pockets. Pondering on what the Ghost had 
              said, he did so now, but without lifting up his eyes, or getting 
              off his knees.  `You 
              must have been very slow about it, Jacob,' Scrooge observed, in 
              a business-like manner, though with humility and deference.  `Slow!' 
              the Ghost repeated.  `Seven 
              years dead,' mused Scrooge. `And travelling all the time!'  `The 
              whole time,' said the Ghost. `No rest, no peace. Incessant torture 
              of remorse.'  `You 
              travel fast?' said Scrooge.  `On 
              the wings of the wind,' replied the Ghost.  `You 
              might have got over a great quantity of ground in seven years,' 
              said Scrooge.  The 
              Ghost, on hearing this, set up another cry, and clanked its chain 
              so hideously in the dead silence of the night, that the Ward would 
              have been justified in indicting it for a nuisance.  `Oh! 
              captive, bound, and double-ironed,' cried the phantom, `not to know, 
              that ages of incessant labour, by immortal creatures, for this earth 
              must pass into eternity before the good of which it is susceptible 
              is all developed. Not to know that any Christian spirit working 
              kindly in its little sphere, whatever it may be, will find its mortal 
              life too short for its vast means of usefulness. Not to know that 
              no space of regret can make amends for one life's opportunity misused! 
              Yet such was I! Oh! such was I!'  `But 
              you were always a good man of business, Jacob,' faltered Scrooge, 
              who now began to apply this to himself.  `Business!' 
              cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. `Mankind was my business. 
              The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, 
              and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade 
              were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!' 
               It 
              held up its chain at arm's length, as if that were the cause of 
              all its unavailing grief, and flung it heavily upon the ground again. 
               `At 
              this time of the rolling year,' the spectre said `I suffer most. 
              Why did I walk through crowds of fellow-beings with my eyes turned 
              down, and never raise them to that blessed Star which led the Wise 
              Men to a poor abode! Were there no poor homes to which its light 
              would have conducted me!'  Scrooge 
              was very much dismayed to hear the spectre going on at this rate, 
              and began to quake exceedingly.  `Hear 
              me!' cried the Ghost. `My time is nearly gone.'  `I 
              will,' said Scrooge. `But don't be hard upon me! Don't be flowery, 
              Jacob! Pray!' `How it is that I appear before you in a shape that 
              you can see, I may not tell. I have sat invisible beside you many 
              and many a day.'  It 
              was not an agreeable idea. Scrooge shivered, and wiped the perspiration 
              from his brow.  `That 
              is no light part of my penance,' pursued the Ghost. `I am here to-night 
              to warn you, that you have yet a chance and hope of escaping my 
              fate. A chance and hope of my procuring, Ebenezer.'  `You 
              were always a good friend to me,' said Scrooge. `Thank `ee!'  `You 
              will be haunted,' resumed the Ghost, `by Three Spirits.'  Scrooge's 
              countenance fell almost as low as the Ghost's had done.  `Is 
              that the chance and hope you mentioned, Jacob?' he demanded, in 
              a faltering voice.  `It 
              is.'  `I 
              -- I think I'd rather not,' said Scrooge.  `Without 
              their visits,' said the Ghost, `you cannot hope to shun the path 
              I tread. Expect the first tomorrow, when the bell tolls One.'  `Couldn't 
              I take `em all at once, and have it over, Jacob?' hinted Scrooge. 
               `Expect 
              the second on the next night at the same hour. The third upon the 
              next night when the last stroke of Twelve has ceased to vibrate. 
              Look to see me no more; and look that, for your own sake, you remember 
              what has passed between us!'  When 
              it had said these words, the spectre took its wrapper from the table, 
              and bound it round its head, as before. Scrooge knew this, by the 
              smart sound its teeth made, when the jaws were brought together 
              by the bandage. He ventured to raise his eyes again, and found his 
              supernatural visitor confronting him in an erect attitude, with 
              its chain wound over and about its arm.  The 
              apparition walked backward from him; and at every step it took, 
              the window raised itself a little, so that when the spectre reached 
              it, it was wide open It beckoned Scrooge to approach, which he did. 
              When they were within two paces of each other, Marley's Ghost held 
              up its hand, warning him to come no nearer. Scrooge stopped.  Not 
              so much in obedience, as in surprise and fear: for on the raising 
              of the hand, he became sensible of confused noises in the air; incoherent 
              sounds of lamentation and regret; wailings inexpressibly sorrowful 
              and self-accusatory. The spectre, after listening for a moment, 
              joined in the mournful dirge; and floated out upon the bleak, dark 
              night.  Scrooge 
              followed to the window: desperate in his curiosity. He looked out. 
               The 
              air was filled with phantoms, wandering hither and thither in restless 
              haste, and moaning as they went. Every one of them wore chains like 
              Marley's Ghost; some few (they might be guilty governments) were 
              linked together; none were free. Many had been personally known 
              to Scrooge in their lives. He had been quite familiar with one old 
              ghost, in a white waistcoat, with a monstrous iron safe attached 
              to its ankle, who cried piteously at being unable to assist a wretched 
              woman with an infant, whom it saw below, upon a door-step. The misery 
              with them all was, clearly, that they sought to interfere, for good, 
              in human matters, and had lost the power for ever.  Whether 
              these creatures faded into mist, or mis enshrouded them, he could 
              not tell. But they and their spirit voices faded together; and the 
              night became as it had been when he walked home.  Scrooge 
              closed the window, and examined the door by which the Ghost had 
              entered. It was double-locked, as he had locked it with his own 
              hands, and the bolts were undisturbed. He tried to say `Humbug!' 
              but stopped at the first syllable. And being, from the emotion he 
              had undergone, or the fatigues of the day, or his glimpse of the 
              Invisible World, or the dull conversation of the Ghost, or the lateness 
              of the hour, much in need of repose; went straight to bed, without 
              undressing, and fell asleep upon the instant. Stave 
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