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To The Stories Page 'Twas The Night Before Christmas For moms! Written
by Karen Spiegler. Originally published in "Maniac Moms: A Humorous
Newsletter for Crazed Mothers" in December/1993. When this season gets to be too much - just read this poem... Twas
the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode The
dad was snoring in front of the TV, With
toilet bowl brush still clutched in her hand, "Ho
Ho Ho!" cried Santa, "I'm glad you're awake." "A
clone?" she muttered, "What good is that?" "She'll
cook, she'll dust, she'll mop every mess. From
the room above, the youngest did fret. The
clone changed the small one & hummed her tune, The
mom frowned & said, "Sorry, Santa, no deal." The
mom kissed her child & tucked her in bed. The
clock on the mantle began to chime. Sometimes we need reminding of what life is all about. Especially at times during the Holiday season, when all we seem to do is clean and bake and shop and and and and and and and.... You get the picture, I'm sure. So stop for a moment and hug that little one so special, whether he/she is 2 or 22, or even older than that. For they are the Gift that God gave us in life...and what a gift to be treasured, far above any other! May the real meaning of Christmas be with you all this year, is my prayer. |
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