X*M*A*S

By: Christopher and Jessica Gonzalez

An awesome Christmas Rap by Christopher and Jessica Gonzalez (the voices of Pog and Rudolph in the XmasFun.com videos).

Alright you all, are you ready for Christmas?
Cause I am

Pull the hair on his chin, Santa’s big white beard
Can you picture him without it, that would be just weird
The snow is falling but our mood is not,
Cause the nice list always has one more slot.

Elves’ pointy ears, and their snazzy shoes,
Working so hard they cannot ever snooze
While his elves are making toys at a steady pace
Santa checks his list twice, just in case!

X M A S
Y’all know it’s the best
X M A S
Can you name one person who ain’t obsessed?

Yo Ho Ho, Christmas is here
Santa’s flyin' in the sky with his eight reindeer
From North to South, and East to West,
There’s no debate, its the best of the best!

The wait is long 3-6-5 days
But it’s worth every second, in every single way
Milk and cookies gone and the tree ain’t the same
By the pile of presents, you know that Santa came!

Put the tree up, Like what up?
Couple ornaments in the crib, just to touch it up,
Presents over here, gifts over there,
Come on it's Christmas, yo, nothing can compare

Fruitcake, cinnamon, don't forget the pie
I know you're loving it I can see it in your eyes,
Candy canes, jelly beans, cookies on top,
Gingerbread and milk, never gonna stop.

X M A S
Y’all know it’s the best
X M A S
Can you name one person who ain’t obsessed?

Yo Ho Ho, Christmas is here
Santa’s flyin' in the sky with his eight reindeer
From North to South, and East to West,
There’s no debate, its the best of the best!

The wait is long 3-6-5 days
But it’s worth every second, in every single way
Milk and cookies gone and the tree ain’t the same
By the pile of presents, you know that Santa came!

Chorus (2 times):
X M A S
Y’all know it’s the best
X M A S
Can you name one person who ain’t obsessed?

So, right now you might be thinking, what’s the big hoot?
It’s just another guy in triple XL red suit?
But Santa’s spiel, he’s the real deal.
Slip in n’ out your house like a banana peel.

The tip top of the globe, cooler than AC
For both you and me, is G-L double E
Month DEC Day 22 + 3
It was my cup o’ tea, being on this rhyming spree

Yo Ho Ho, Christmas is here
Santa’s flyin' in the sky with his eight reindeer
From North to South, and East to West,
There’s no debate, its the best of the best!

The wait is long 3-6-5 days
But it’s worth every second, in every single way
Milk and cookies gone and the tree ain’t the same
By the pile of presents, you know that Santa came!

X M A S
Y’all know it’s the best
X M A S
Can you name one person who ain’t obsessed?

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